Cooking Shows

I LOVE cooking shows! Cutthroat Kitchen, Chopped, Worst Cooks of America, Iron Chef America, Guys Grocery Games. I would be fantastic at designing the baskets for Chopped or the sabatoges for Cutthroat Kitchen. And I would be an awesome Bob for...

I think people need a dictionary.

I find I am greatly annoyed when people confuse RIGHT with PRIVILEGE. My in-laws are forever demanding things claiming they are their RIGHTS. By the way...Monster-in-laws are real! But I know a great many others who also confuse the two.   

Men

I knew a guy several years ago who always bragging about how much of a man he was. I'm sure you know the type I mean. As per usual, this guy talked all the time but his behavior was the exact opposite.  He also thought he was a ladies man. He...

Yeah, THAT was genuine.

A person we know said really terrible things to us. Made threats, extreme accusations, the works. Why? Because we called her out on a lie she told.  She then told anyone who would listen that WE forced her to say the things she said.  When she...

Heaven or Hell

If you believe in such things, if you die in space, do you go to heaven or hell? If you die in a different solar system do you go to OUR heaven or hell or someone elses?  

Nostalgia.

I know I'm ageing myself, but I was thinking today of all my "yesterday" favorites. Things I miss most. Planters Cheese Balls. Jello Pudding Pops. Especially the banana ones. Strawberry Charleston Chews. Sugar Daddy Caramel Suckers. A...

Bad drivers.

It seems to be a truth universally acknowledged that when one is in a hurry, one will inevitably end up behind the driver that not only does not believe in a consistant speed limit, but also does not believe in staying in the designated lane. And...

I'm confused.

Who thought it would be a good idea to make skinny jeans for men? And man buns? MAN BUNS.  I'm sorry, but when I think man buns I think football players in full uniform.   

Does God have a sense of humor?

Anyone who thinks God doesn't have a sense of humor need only consider a skunks defense mechanism.  Or look at a penguin walk or a flamingos knees.  Or watch Gabriel Iglesias or Jeff Dunham. Because funny like that needs to come from somewhere. 

Ever considered your likes and dislikes?

I love watching Bones, Cutthroat Kitchen, Greys Anatomy, and Alaskan Push People. I love to read and would take a good book over a party any day. I love archery, horses and swimming. I HATE peas. I think they are nasty and I gag at wet bread....

An interesting way to answer religious questions.

Let's play one of those old school question and answer games. Step 1: Have clergy from every religion at a table. Step 2: Ask a religious question. Step 3: Have the clergy write their answer on a card. Step 4: Have them show the card to...

My Thoroughly Random Thoughts

If you are like me your thoughts go from grocery lists to soccer practice to politics to family and friend drama to the crazy driver you are stuck behind who seems convinced the speed limit is optional. Topics are introduced to your overloaded mind...